By Simon Winheld
A hippo concerns that her MFA is completely lifeless. A cardinal has roommate difficulties. A hummingbird is keen to hitch a social community. A bush child teeters at the part (You wanna throw down?!) right here for the 1st time are the innermost recommendations of our hairy and feathered buddies, who—it is ultimately revealed—humorously percentage an identical anxieties, frustrations, and preoccupations as we do. no matter if it is a raccoon fretting approximately his judgmental buddies, a buffalo impatiently expecting his dumplings, or a sloth considering a profession in stand-up comedy, every one colorfully illustrated critter captures a second of contemporary flux—and jointly they bring about an irresistibly humorous portrait of a nation either wild and amusingly well-known.
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